We sure know how to please
Step right up! Don’t be shy!
Boy oh boy oh boy!!!!!! Eeeeeeee!
Where our stylists secretly follow you home to make sure you don’t undo their style. We love you so much
Shearly you can see what we’re talking about here.
We masterfully carved this sign out with our shears. You can even get matching gold-leaf hair extensions.
Where everyone gets that first class treatment and the stylists allow you to carry-on about whatever you want
Featuring the Adorabun up-do (only B4 noon)
During parades the firemen throw barrettes to the happy trimmed up children of the town
Breaker breaker niner five, we got a bogie with the flyaways.
Nothing is more clever than the name of a hair salon.